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- TOP TEN ITEMS ON THE WESTINGHOUSE "TO DO" LIST
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- 10. Learn difference between network and a hole in the ground
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- 9. Review pay package of TV host David Letterman
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- 8. Rehire Connie Chung to sell toasters door-to-door
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- 7. Lead story on every CBS newscast: Westinghouse appliances still
- dependable and affordably priced!
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- 6. Six words: "Dr. Quinn, Totally Nude Medicine Woman"
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- 5. Find out who the hell this "Johnny Carwash" is
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- 4. Have Anna-Nicole Smith keep marrying rival network executives
- until they're all dead
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- 3. See if Westinghouse engineers can fix Fran Drescher's voice
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- 2. Assemble all employees for a huge party followed by massive
- layoffs
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- 1. "The Late Show with Dick Assman"
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- Letterman, Tuesday, August 8, 1995
- Copyright Worldwide Pants, Inc. 1995
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